oops its a wednesday... i seem to be doing this a lot lately...
but anyway, this is from my favorite classic, Peter Pan, by J. M. Barrie
"Would you like an adventure now, or would you like tea first?"
"What kind of adventure?"
"There's a pirate asleep in the Pampas just beneath us. If you like we'll go down and Kill him"
"... Suppose, he were to wake up?"
"You don't think I'd kill him in his sleep! I would wake him first and then kill him. Thats the way I always do."
"I say! Do you kill many?"